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Friday, December 22, 2006 12/22/2006 01:48:00 AM


Alright guys.
Im here to share with you all a joke which Allen told me today.
It got me laughing my ass off in the middle of Somerset.
He said that it was a joke in the Phillipines lah.

Its kinda dirty,and disgusting,so READERS BEWARE.
I am not responsible for any contamination of your innocent mind.
So here it goes :

In the backyard of a church theres this [insert fruit] tree.
So one day a little girl wearing a skirt was climbing the tree,
trying to get some fruits.
So the pastor was taking a walk and he saw the girl upskirt.
He quickly covered his eyes,and told the girl to come down.
He then gave the girl $100,to buy some underwear.

The girl went home and her mum asked her why does she have $100.
She told her mum the story and the mum had an idea.

The next day,the mum wore a skirt and climbed the fruit tree.
The pastor,taking his daily evening walk,saw the mum upskirt,
covered his eyes and asked the mum to get down from the tree.
He then gave the mum only $1.

Why?
He gave the mum $1 to buy a shaver.

LOL.
Humiliation to the max.
Anyway,i injured my left leg today.
I slipped and fell knee first onto the ground.
And now my knee upwards to my pelvic bone hurts like hell.
Now i walk funny. =(